Don’t climb on the car.
Don’t step down on the gas pedal all the way.
Don’t shut people’s fingers in the door hinges in the middle of the winter.
Don’t throw bocks across the hallway at your brother.
Don’t hold up a plastic dart board for your brother to throw real darts at.
Don’t write your brother’s name on the wall and blame it on him, he can’t write yet.
Don’t open cereal boxes just to get the CD’s out.
Don’t go up the down escalator and down the up one.
Don’t install a bunch of useless stuff on the computer.
Don’t keep going up and down the elevator.
Never ever look behind you while running from someone when there’s a metal pole in front of you.